Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
do you actually think Beyonce would even consider giving that greasy pasty mashed potato being her number
Wit da fack?? How facking dare u. Potatoes provide millions of people with happiness every single day. How dare you compare it to that mess????
Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
I love the little spin Ren does at the start of JNPR’s dance.