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peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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heliolisk

heliolisk:

giovanidiossantos:

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

do you actually think Beyonce would even consider giving that greasy pasty mashed potato being her number

Wit da fack?? How facking dare u. Potatoes provide millions of people with happiness every single day. How dare you compare it to that mess????